PARTY WEEKEND EXPLOSION IN MY PANTS!!

You like that title? I'm feeling very 22-year-old-Japanese-hipster-girl-getting-ready-to-do-drugs-and-dance-all-night right now. In fact, I am seriously considering going to Misshapes tomorrow, as my all-time fave DJ Ilirjana is spinning. Misshapes has been banned for some time now, but I suddenly feel the need to get out from behind the turntables and jump around like a shithead with a bunch of trendy assholes.

Some treasures to share with you for the weekend:

Cartman from South Park telling the greatest joke in history (headphones reqd.)

The "Escape from Neverland" game

Please save Toby... or don't... It's funny either way.

Elektronik Supersonik (An oldie, but a goodie)

That was fun, wasn't it? [Thanks to Paddy O'Furniture for finding the links.]

Last night's Low-Life was a blast... Rififi was packed, although we didn't know a single person. This relative anonymity allowed the Secret Squares to play The Monkees, ELO, Toto, "China Girl," and several other semi-serious gems.

The management has promised, in the past, to provide more pointless list-making opportunities for the nerdier set. Y'know... lists like "Greatest Drumming in a Rock Song" or "Best Non-Sequiter Random Movie Quotes" or "Five Ugliest Pop Stars." Anyway, here's one:

SONGS THAT ARE MAKING ME CUM IN MY PANTS WITH HAPPINESS RIGHT NOW

They can be from any era, any whatever. They're just rocking your world for whatever reason. Don't care. However many you care to list. I'll start (in no order whatsoever):

1. "I'll Keep It with Mine" - Nico
2. "Let there Be More Light" - Pink Floyd
3. "You Just May Be the One" - The Monkees
4. "Yesterday Never Tomorrows" - The Stills
5. "She's a Lady" - Pulp
6. "You Live at Home with Your Mom" - Dr. Dooom (Kool Kieth)
7. "Don't Save Us from the Flames" - M83
8. "Tomorrow" - Morrissey
9. "Cold Hard Bitch" - Jet (yes, JET... shut the fuck up.)
10. "Snowden" - Doves
11. "Headlights Look Like Diamonds" - Arcade Fire
12. "Carry the Zero" - Built to Spill
13. "He Thought of Cars" - Blur
14. "The Jump Off" - Lil' Kim (feat. Mr. Cheeks)
15. "Sliver" - Nirvana

Have a pleasant weekend.